Corny / Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Pickup Lines & Corny Pickup Lines:

  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  • Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
  • Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
  • If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
  • My love for you is like the universe... never-ending!
  • I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  • Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
  • I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
  • Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
  • Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
  • Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  • Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
  • Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.
  • Can I have directions? ("To where?") To your heart.
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  • Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait; it's just a sparkle.
  • I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
  • Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
  • If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
  • Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
  • Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long.
  • You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  • Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
  • The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
  • Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
  • You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  • You know, the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

    • More lines:
      • I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
      • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
      • How was Heaven when you left it?
      • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close
      • I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
      • You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
      • Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
      • Stare at girl. ("What're you staring at?") You, before I wake up from this dream.
      • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
      • What time do you have to be back in heaven?

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