Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive...
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers...
I think my heart just lagged.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves...
It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m gonna make you sweat...
It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply...
If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Baby, you overclock my processor.
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress...
I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!
Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
Hey baby, I’m like a rubix cube. THe more you play with me, the harder I get.
did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded...
If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
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I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod...
Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.
I less than three you…(i < 3 you)
Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile.)
When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt.
Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…
I’m relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.
That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s.
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod...
Baby I just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you’re sooo hot my screen melted.
You’re as sweet at 3.14.
You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.
Excuse me ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron...
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
I wanna stick to you like glue-cose.
Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…
At absolute zero, you would still move me.
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves…
If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!
Hey girl, let’s get together and figure out our heat of fusion.
Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?
Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point…
Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.”
You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I’m around you
If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.
My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.
You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
Baby you must be O2 cuz I’m about to combust all over you.
Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.
You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime.
You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
Let’s just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.
If I were an assembly language I’d jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you’re negative.
In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch … let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry…
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
Baby, if they made you in Haskell, it would infer that you were just my type.
You’re like a Universal Turing Machine; you’re the only one that I’ll ever need.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element.
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.
Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.
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